No, I’m not a contestant (though it looks like fun, doesn’t it?), but The Pillsbury Bake-Off is being held this week. The winner will be announced on Martha Stewart’s show this morning so I figured I’d link to a little something I wrote back in the 1990s (included in my essay collection Book, with Words and Pages), “Pillsbury Doughboy Hurt In Freak Bake-Off Accident.” Enjoy!


