So I'm in the frozen foods aisle of the supermarket, trying to calculate how many Lean Cuisine dinners I can eat in one sitting while still keeping the meal "lean," when a young couple next to me has the following conversation:
Girlfriend: "Why don't you go get it for me?"
Boyfriend: "DON'T F***ING LIE! YOU HATE CREAM OF MUSHROOM! DON'T F***ING LIE!"
I tried not to make eye contact and just went ahead with my shopping. Weird scene.