Three Things That Happened To Me Today Walking Home From The Bank

  • A bee slammed into my eye.
  • A flag whacked me in the head.
  • I saw a woman dressed like Janis Joplin, carrying a Hula Hoop.

3 thoughts on “Three Things That Happened To Me Today Walking Home From The Bank

  1. And the bee wrote on his blog: Things that happened to me today while I was flying around looking for pollen–An eye slammed into me; good thing I wasn’t carrying a pistil.
    As far as the Janis Joplin look alike : The Lord said,”Nice try, but you’re only getting a Hula Hoop. Even I can’t get financing for a Mercedes Benz!”

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