There’s a woman at my supermarket giving out free samples of coffee. The line she’s using to get people interested enough to come over to her table to try it?
“Hello. Do you like good coffee?”
I wonder what answer she expects? “Oh God, no, I HATE good coffee. I like drinking terrible coffee that I don’t particularly enjoy!”
I didn’t want to get into a conversation with her – I really don’t drink coffee – so I turned my cart around and went down the aisle to buy…well, tea actually.