The next issue of the Saturday Evening Post will be out in a few days, and here’s a sneak peek. (It really is a great magazine – you should subscribe!)
June is the month of plot twists.
Just a week after I brought back my pop culture blog/magazine Professor Barnhardt’s Journal, I’m now bringing back …The Letter!
Here are the (new) deets. Handwritten/typed letters in your mailbox! It’s quarterly, starting in July. You get free stuff too! (If you’re already a subscriber, you don’t have to do anything. You’ll continue your current subscription from where you left off). By the way, I say “deets” because I’m really hip.
Any questions, shoot me an e-mail or leave a comment below.
I know that I risk sounding like “The Boy Who Cried Professor Barnhardt’s Journal,” but I’ve started up Professor Barnhardt’s Journal again. I had ended it this past January after 16 years but decided last night – in the middle of the night, as I stared at the ceiling – that I wanted to keep doing it after all. I thought of nine logical, perfectly sensible reasons not to do it but the one reason to do it won out: because I want to.
Take a look. If you’re not familiar with what it is, it’s the blog/magazine I started in 2002. It features Q&As with various people, essays, recipes, vintage commercials, book excerpts, links to things I’ve found, and anything else I can think of.
Today I started a 50’s Sci-Fi Summer Trailerganza.
Yesterday was the day of the horns.
It was that day of the year when the high school seniors – set free into the world after 12 years of books and tests – go around in their cars and honk the horns and hoot and holler out the window. They went by my window twice, actually. I can’t remember if I did this in 1983. It doesn’t seem like something I would have done but maybe.
Here’s some advice I thought I’d pass along to the graduates.
1. If someone says to you that your high school or college years will be the best of your life, run away from these people as fast as you can. That’s just depressing.
2. Save money. This may seem like a no-brainer, but trust me: having money is a lot better than being broke.
3. Good credit is more important than love. You’ll find love eventually, but if you mess up your credit you’re screwed.
4. If you fail at something, don’t freak out about it. You really do learn as much from your failures as your successes.
5. “I’m really not sure what to do next” is not a reason to go to graduate school. You’re just going there to hide from real life.
6. Don’t be one of those people who constantly talks about their grades, athletic success, or anything else that happened in school. People stop caring about this stuff one hour after you receive your diploma/degree.
7. If you find yourself in jail, act crazy. The others will stay away from you.
8. Your parents are smarter than you think. I know this doesn’t seem true now but it is.
9. Working is usually better than not working. See #2.
10. To high school graduates: when you get to college, you will meet a lot of assholes.
11. To college graduates: Same when you get a job.
12. Read books, of all kinds. Read, read, read, read, read.
13. Move out of your hometown. And if you need/want to stay in your hometown, live some place else first and then come back to it.
14. Sunny weather is fine, but learn how to appreciate the rain.
15. Don’t join social media. If you’re already on it, quit or force yourself to spend less time on it. Nothing good ever happens on Twitter.
16. It’s amazing what a simple “thank you” or “I’m sorry” can do. For the person you say it to and yourself.
17. Don’t envy anyone. It’s a waste of time. (I’m still learning this one.)
18. Put your phone down.
19. Shemp is just as funny as Curly. Don’t let anyone tell you he isn’t.
20. “But I was drunk!” is never a good excuse.