“Bob’s writing is smart, funny, and highly readable – which is good! I suggest you buy two copies: one for yourself, and one that you give back to the clerk, angrily demanding a refund. Then, in the confusion, grab a stack of them and run and give all the stolen copies to your friends. You will love Bob’s writing.” – Mike Nelson, Rifftrax founder and host/head writer of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

New, March 2013! I’ve created a web site that has all of the content of the book plus some new stuff that wasn’t in the original version.